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They say beauty is only skin deep, but have you ever locked eyes with an alligator perched on the edge of a waterfall, a sneeze away from falling into the endless abyss below? I did once, and I gotta say, it was confusing. How did he get up there? How did I get up there? Have I met this alligator before? Does all this eye contact mean he’s into me? I started to speak but the alligator was rude and cut me off.

But the legend remains: the gator at the falls. A silent observer whose life was forever changed. A prophet of the deep. Maybe he’s waiting. Maybe he’s judging. Maybe he already knows the answer. Gator gator on the fall, what is beauty even? Or was it a crocodile?

Wear this, and maybe, just maybe, find the answers.