Description

Rocking horses aren’t made, they’re tamed. It’s not just about the wood or the paint. It’s about coaxing a reluctant steed into submission and gently rocking it to the rhythm of your will.

And who better to oversee such a delicate process than these very trustworthy-looking robed figures? After all, when you’re dealing with something as unpredictable as a rocking horse, you need the right combination of power, patience, and style.

One might ask, ‘Is this occult? Is it art?’ Well, it’s certainly something. But no one’s talking about that time you forgot how to do jumping-jacks anymore, and that’s what really matters.

Wear this, and harness the quiet powers of ancient craftsmanship. Or just look cool. Either works.